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DrugsDuck weed
4,420g per gramNot yo mama's weed. not yo daddy's weed. not yo grandpappy's weed. this shit is duck weed. Some Quackin good shit.K'at's tail coke
6,969g per gramKoserrion let K'at hold his coke and it got lost in her 9 tails. So now it has been found but it is.....different. Was this the same stuff? Hmm. Don't ask me, I don't do cokeDrinksSilly Pink Rabbit
10,000gStrawberry milkshake spiked with premium whipped vodka. Served inside a hollow chocolate rabbit and topped with whipped cream and sprinkles!
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The Paddle
10,000gA drink so strong, it'll whip your ass
♥K'at's Milky Bathwater
8,000gA double shot made from Raki and water. The only water we had on hand was K'at's Bathwater, so it's that instead. We swear the milky look is just from the liquor mixing with the water itself, not the actual bathwater
♥Henry's Gud Gud
8,000gA spiked lemonade made from special lemons selected by the duck himself. It is pretty Honkin sweet. Also has an optional free leaf of lettuce to give to Henry to get on his good side. Works every time.
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Magic Trick
8,000gA double shot of top-shelf tequila is guaranteed to make your day more interesting~Give a tip to the lovely Luka and you will see what this shot is truly capable of
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Pink Knot
8,000gIt's giving long. It's giving girth. It's giving $1.25 Tree bachelorette peen cup. Inside is the strongest daquiri that will ever pass your lips. Strong enough to have a Hroth on their knees. This is still for the drink right?
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Bussy Blossom
Shot: 5,000g
Double/Drink: 8,000gNeed a little something something to loose that goose? How about Blossoming that Bussy? Femboys from all over Eorzea hear the call for this shot. Live that big hoe life you always wanted.Special delivery
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♥We have everything behind the bar, everything from sake to whiskey to vodka to more!
5,000gAdditional optionsBody shots
20,000gTake a shot from one of our lovely staff members!Members of ownership are an additional fee of 30,000g.Heavily kink fueled requests are an extra 30,000gAny questions? See our members of staff to answer any question you could have!Staff is able to deny any request they are not comfortable with. Do not be that guy please.

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